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Death by Delicious

i'm very funny. i'm hilarious.

Created on 2005-03-02 18:16:11 (#6321486), last updated 2010-01-02

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Name:discodelicious
Birthdate:1985-08-15
Location:Barbie's Dream Home, Europe/Canada
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i went out for breakfast this morning with my aunt. This was all supposed to have happened yesterday, but she stood me up (omgz). i think she did it to make me feel small. anyway, she's one of those people who have made a marked commitment to emaciation. I don’t know her exact technique, but it might have something to do with her complete aversion to carbs (ravioli is a friend, aunt Flore. Let it love you.), or the three week meth benders she goes on. Point is she looks constantly schvitzed to the max, which is frightening. Breakfast was fun. I love sitting across from skeletors who order the 'dieter's platter', which consists of exactly two pieces of cantaloupe and an ounce of cocaine. Not that she ate the cantaloupe. or stopped drinking. Booze. Which she poured into her coffee. From a flask in her purse. I’m being serious.
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